I grok Spock
Canada's broadcasting regulator, the CRTC,
has ruled that the American men's channel, Spike TV, can continue to beam its signal into our country. Thank gawd.
Number of times an episode of one of the Star Trek franchises is shown on Fridays on Spike TV: two.
Number of times Star Trek can be found on Fridays on Men TV, the Canadian men's channel (duh) that had a third party unsuccessfully try to ban its U.S. competition: zero.