For the spiritualist who has everything
It's the perfect gift: send her a spectre. "At
My Adopted Ghost, we're committed to bringing ghostly and human spirits together." Mike C. from North Carolina says: "I have a hard time talking to people and thought that I may be able to communicate better with a more spiritual companion. I think I finally found someone who will listen to me."
If you meet the screening requirements (!), a mere US$23.95 (plus shipping and taxes) will get you a spook, a manual, a certificate of adoption, and your shade's biography. (Options include Gaylord, who "died when Cher fans stampeded a ticket outlet selling tickets to her 'final tour.'")
Would you make for a good ghoul guardian? "The ideal Ghost Host is someone with lots of time, patience, and not too many children or pets. (Ghosts are jealous by nature, and they do not like to compete for your attention.) Ghost Hosts are typically 24 to 49 years of age, though a Ghost Host can still be in diapers or as old as dirt. Ghost Hosts are male or female and from all walks of life. Note: We've found that single artistic women and married men moonlighting as clowns make the best Ghost Hosts, though we have no idea why."