What feminism has done for me
Call it true equality: I've finally received my first "female problem" spam. I could overcome "frustrating menopausal symptoms with a FRE[E] SAMPLE of Hormone Balancing Formula with Bone Support." Wait! There's more!
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Just the thought of those boar bristles is getting me all excited.