Celebrate diversity
I would LOVE to see a straight pride day. Sadly, the good city councillors of Yellowknife proclaimed Heterosexual Day, then quickly
rescinded it, undoubtedly because enraged queer activists shouted, "Every day is Heterosexual Pride Day!"
Yes it is.
But... if we're proud, they can be proud, too. I mean, what are we doing here? Do we want straights to feel bad about being straight? T'ain't nothing wrong with that.
In truth, we all know that's not what HPD would be. No, imagine the great PR this would turn out to be: a collection of bigots with offensive signs about homos that would seriously creep out the moderates.
And oh, the crazy merriment of a Heterosexual Pride Day! No drag, no leather, no long hairs... shoes and shirts required. Fun all around.
Lordy. For it to be any good, they'd have to hire a homo to plan it.
ADDENDUM: Thanks to Barry for providing the original link to this news story.