Oh, if only queer wedding announcements read like this one
"South Bend, Indiana, October 26 -- Grace Gilbert -- who has been the 'bearded lady' attraction of several road shows, was married here today to Giles E. Calvin, a farmer, of Kalkaska, Mich. The bride has a beard 18 inches long, while the groom boast of nothing but a mustache."
- from the October 27, 1910 Gazette of Montreal. (Yup, I read 'em all, folks!)