Fighting over the hooker
From AfterEllen's weekly
lesbo-pop-culture column: "Tennis champions Venus and Serena Williams are reportedly competing against each other trying to land a part in the upcoming X-Men movie X-3. The role is a bisexual mutant prostitute whose special power is the ability to seduce anyone. I say cast both of them, give the other one the power to turn into a bucket of ice, call them the new Bisexual Wonder Twins, and be done with it."
Other gossip: "Ivette managed to stay closeted this week on Big Brother 6 (CBS)... Gay contestant Jessica narrowly avoided elimination on this week's episode of Hell's Kitchen (Fox)... NBC soap Passions will turn one of its African American female characters gay later this summer. She'll be the first lesbian or bi woman of color on daytime television, and if the other characters on this show are any indication, probably the craziest, too. Think a lesbian Omarosa doing crack in the middle of a Tsunami with her lover who turns out to be her half-sister. Yeah, that kind of crazy. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
(Thanks to my Significant Other Karen for the pointer-- she's a regular reader of
AfterEllen and, for those seeking celebrity gossip,
Go Fug Yourself.)