Buy, buy, buy
The Xmas thing. Keeee-rist. Okay, try this: A lesbian black basketball player dolly. Right here, at
Dyke Dolls, "the world's first lesbian action figures." Click on the "baby dykes" button. Comes in two different team uniforms!
Shameless ripoff, but hey.
And here's the Human Rights Campaign's
Buying for Equality guide. Because stopping people from shopping their brains out at this time of year is fucking near impossible.
ADDENDUM Dec. 10: So some stranger's features aren't doing it for ya? Turn yourself into a superhero figurine,
here. About 400 smackeroos (clothing's extra). And be warned, it's hard to
sculpt features from photographs.