Hazing in the boys' room
Dear sporty guy: If
your idea of
hazing is to strip a fellow male teammate naked, threaten him with
a hockey stick up the ass, and shove
your testicles into his mouth, you are GAY. Get it? If you think that sexual situations with you and another man, or other men, are a barrel of fun, you're a big ole faggot-ino.
Deny all you want, but the rest of us get it, even if you don't. You are no hetero he-man.
And perhaps one day, sports administrators will finally find the courage to speak this truth out loud. They will call team meetings, announce that the latest hazing mess proves that large numbers of athletes are gay gay gay, and add that being gay is okay.
They will say that forcing others into sexual situations is not gay, but rather a sign of self-hatred and poor self-esteem because the perpetrators are unable to accept their own homosexual urges.
They will announce that anyone who has or will sexually haze another will be sent to gay-positive therapy.
Then we'll see what happens with hazing.