Ta-raaaa! Ta-raaa, ta-raaa!
JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST ON A STICK!
THE COMMENTS ARE COMING! THE COMMENTS ARE
COMING!
Click on the headline,
scroll down to the end,
find a word oh-so-fine:
"Comments"! Forfend!
'Tis a sight fer sore eyes --
I'll hype it up, babble!
For too long it's been 'byes
to the words of the rabble.
I beseech you, prithee,
inundate Oples with words:
Published they'll be,
except for those goddamn
poker ads.
The rest a youse, type!
Give us a sentence --
please! Send over a gripe.
We need sustenance.
For your patience, plaudits.
We've been suff'rin' fits
o'er here… ah, but anon!
All's good. A new dawn.
Beautiful, izn't it?
Now let's get on with biz'nit.