Ode to narcissism
Lesbianism as self-absorption? Follows the complete text of a two-page ad in the April glossy
In Style magazine:
There's a hot chick in the mirror
She knows the coolest moves.
She makes her arm warmers from sweat socks.
Her pelvic thrusts are the stuff of legend.
Even her earrings have attitude.
I can't believe
that hot chick is me
but I give her a thumbs-up
and she gives me a thumbs-up.
She gives me a sexy smile
and I'm flattered.
But hey, I have a boyfriend.
Just do it.
Nikewomen.com.