How I love my ex
Can't get away from her. Tonight on channel 2 (in Montreal), the Radio Canada show
"Tout le monde en parle" runs an interview with Lynda Veronneau,
Karla Homolka's lover of three years. Or so
Lynda claims, anyway.
The Sunday La Presse features a two-page excerpt promo-ing the Wednesday release of a whole book about it. Called
"Dans l'ombre de [in the shadow of] Karla."
Because every three-year relationship deserves a book. Hell, I have three books coming out next month alone. (They're part of a Young Adult reader series, titled "Adventures in Serial Monogamy." In January, the next three appear, under the rubrique "Famous Grrrls I have Fucked." Scheduled for February release is ".... More than Once." It's short.)
I look forward to tonight's 8 p.m. telecast, sure to dwell on how nasty and horrid Karla Homolka is. From La Presse: Lynda explains how Karla demands to be assaulted and tied up during sex.
Lynda, of course, is a little angel who finds all this to be a horrible difficulty. I'm sure the fact that Karla dumped Lynda has nothing to do with Lynda's take.